What made you join the “Morris”? (7)

Chat up women

Lads, if you are single and under 30 the Morris Dancers kit is great for chatting up the ladies.

You will be amazed at the liberties you can take whilst wearing the kit. The biggest thing you need to be aware of is trying it on with the galls after you have changed back into civvies.

You've probably seen the men going around giving away programmes and collecting cash, well when I was single this was a great chance to chat up the girls.

I would give them a programme and suggest that instead of a few coins a kiss would do, much easier then to fix up a date, just don't fix up too many for the same day!!!